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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:48:28 GMT 5.5
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:48:48 GMT 5.5
U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:49:10 GMT 5.5
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:49:36 GMT 5.5
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:51:35 GMT 5.5
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:52:17 GMT 5.5
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:52:54 GMT 5.5
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 19:53:27 GMT 5.5
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Mar 29, 2006 20:00:03 GMT 5.5
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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Post by ANi on Mar 29, 2006 22:21:43 GMT 5.5
lol...good collection!
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kulli
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Post by kulli on Mar 31, 2006 17:54:19 GMT 5.5
If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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Post by vinoth on Mar 31, 2006 18:05:36 GMT 5.5
try this think a no. between 1-9 now add 5 to it now multiply by7 add 5 sub 3 now mul by 8 add 25 add its digits now forget all n relax ur mind
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