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Post by vimala on Apr 29, 2008 9:09:57 GMT 5.5
. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 3. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
4. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. 5. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Post by vimala on May 6, 2008 18:41:58 GMT 5.5
1 - A blond is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"
2 - A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
3 - You need fun, Mera naam joker, You need friend, hum tumhare hai sanam, You need peace, Main hoon na, You need help, Hum saath saath hai, You need cash, Hum Aapke Hain Kaun....
4 - Height of Kanjoosi
Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,
He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
5 - What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..
6 -True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs. 100/-Buy a pillow..simple...
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:07:09 GMT 5.5
1) Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth) :
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:07:27 GMT 5.5
Ek nadi thi...... uske upar ek pull bana hua tha..... pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...... sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi..... Guess who was the lucky guy? ?? ....... ....... ........ Keep Guessing...... ....... ........ ....... Chalo yaar....the answer is "KISNA" Jo hai albela mad naino wala... jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala..... woh kisna hai
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:07:43 GMT 5.5
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:07:55 GMT 5.5
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:08:10 GMT 5.5
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:08:27 GMT 5.5
santa and banta r discussing---------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:08:41 GMT 5.5
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Post by kuchu on May 7, 2008 10:08:55 GMT 5.5
who make Ganesh to Anesh... ? ThinK...... Think...... okay.... " KAILASH KHER " tere naam se " G " loon....
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Post by vimala on May 7, 2008 17:47:01 GMT 5.5
really good joke you made some to laugh into all to laugh
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Post by kuchu on May 8, 2008 9:48:20 GMT 5.5
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO
OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED
YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
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"SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET......
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