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Post by Saurabh Jain on Dec 2, 2005 5:24:13 GMT 5.5
111. GOOD MORNING Have u done the 2 most imp things 2 start the day? 1 - PRAY:So that u can live, 2-TAKE A BATH:So that others can live.
112. Hey, Whr r u. I m dying 2 meet u. I miss u so much. I got bananas n peanuts 4u. Bt dis watchman is nt allowing me to enter the zoo... So hw r u my dear langur
113. Mohabbat pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai, dusri bar ho jaye to apnapan hai, teesri bar ho jaye to deewanapan hai, yeh jo bar bar ho jaye to kameenapan hai!!!
114. Count the no of stars 2 fulfill ur wish * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, Din mein taare gin raha hai!
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Dec 8, 2005 18:48:58 GMT 5.5
To live a life one needs Brain, Perception, IQ, Knowledge, way of Expression & many more qualities. Hats off 2 u Boss u r doing gr8 without it...
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Dec 21, 2005 8:00:41 GMT 5.5
When i was sad , you were there, when i was crying , you were there, when i was unhappy , you were there ab samjha ki bachhu sare fasad ki jad hi tu hein
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Jan 20, 2006 17:30:29 GMT 5.5
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Jan 20, 2006 17:31:23 GMT 5.5
aapka chehre par kya sweet smile hai hath mein rapchik mobile hai mobile mein sms ki jhakas file hai fir b sms nahi karte yeh kya bhav khane ki style hai
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Feb 3, 2006 10:17:06 GMT 5.5
Unlike' others , Ur brain is master piece. It is divided into 2 parts left & right . in left nothing is right and in right nothing is left.
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Post by Saurabh Jain on Feb 20, 2006 12:23:41 GMT 5.5
Someday you may lose your Hair, you may lose your Teeth, your Money and even lose your Mind. But one thing you will never lose, your Good-Looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!!!
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Post by loyalgurl on Feb 21, 2006 21:12:37 GMT 5.5
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF *************************************************** The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love *********************************************** I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTACK ******************************************** Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
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Post by harrypotter on Aug 25, 2006 8:54:36 GMT 5.5
wow!!!! nice collection. if i got one i too will add here...
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Post by vimala on Nov 20, 2007 10:21:18 GMT 5.5
125 - I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i miss u …. I just wana See u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts beacuse ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS******* 126 - What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs…….. 127 - Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab sey haseen to dekho sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”
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Post by vimala on Nov 22, 2007 9:00:06 GMT 5.5
127-- Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p *****************
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Post by vimala on Nov 22, 2007 18:45:34 GMT 5.5
128---Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, “Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi” dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai
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129---Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
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130---My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
******************************************** 131--- Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
******************************************** 132---Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
********************************************* 133---Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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