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Post by vimala on Nov 22, 2007 18:53:31 GMT 5.5
134---Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai. Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai, Oper talash-e-gumshuda or Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
************************************************** 135---A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai "
************************************************** 136---aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
************************************************** 137---Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
************************************************* 138---Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
************************************************* 139---Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai?
************************************************** 140---Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
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hitu
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Post by hitu on Nov 22, 2007 20:03:38 GMT 5.5
AAJ KAL LADKIYO KE KAPDE -----
YAHA SE LESS.
VAHA SE LESS,
KABHI SLEEV LESS.
KABHI BACK LESS..
AUR AGAR KOI LADKA GHUR KE DEKHE TO.........................
OH MY GOOOOOOOD
HOW MANNER LESS
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Post by shanee on Mar 20, 2008 14:09:40 GMT 5.5
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2 More Insult SMS for your mates
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