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Post by vimala on Dec 23, 2007 20:15:27 GMT 5.5
Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss Aries Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.
Libra You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
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Post by vimala on Mar 29, 2008 19:42:08 GMT 5.5
PROFESSOR'S WAY
PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term
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