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Post by vimala on Apr 23, 2008 18:11:48 GMT 5.5
Dean and Munnabhai...........
The DEAN was speaking to the students regarding rules of the college: " If any of the guys enter the gals' hostel
Rs.1000 fine for the first time
Rs.2000 fine for the 2nd time
Rs.5000 fine for the 3rd time."
Itne me Munnabhai ne poocha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Monthly Pass ka kitna lagega Mamu ?"
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Post by vimala on May 3, 2008 19:59:55 GMT 5.5
MUNNABHAI MBBS DICTIONARY :
Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The study of fine paintings
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria
Bowel - Letters like a,e,I,o,u
Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty
Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple!
Cyst - A short for sister
Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose
Dilate - The late British Princess Diana
Enema - Not a friend
False Labor - Pretending to work
Genes - Blue denim
Hernia - She is close by
Hymen - Greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - Hurt at work
Menopause - Men no wait
Microbes - Small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse – Grain
Pus - Small cat
Red Blood Count – Dracula
Secretion – Hiding anything
Tablet - Small table
Urine - Opposite of you are out
Varicose - Very close
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Post by vimala on May 23, 2008 14:51:31 GMT 5.5
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Post by vimala on May 23, 2008 14:51:55 GMT 5.5
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 16:56:52 GMT 5.5
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun ha
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 16:58:48 GMT 5.5
MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
CIRCUIT :Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT :To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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