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Apr 25, 2008 18:16:03 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 25, 2008 18:16:03 GMT 5.5
Love v/s Marriage
LOVE v/s MARRIAGE
1.Love is holding hands Marriage is holding arguments in the street. in the street.
2.Love is dinner for two Marriage is a take home packet. in your favourite restaurant.
3.Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
4.Love is talking about having Marriage is talking about getting children. away from children.
5.Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.
6.Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is a drive on a topsy turvey tarmac.
7.Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.
8.Love is whispering sweet nothings Marriage is a sweet nothing in the in the ear. bank.
9. Love has no place for TV. Marriage is a fight for the remote control.
10.Love is one drink and two straws. Marriage is,"Don't you think you've had enough.
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Apr 25, 2008 18:23:31 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 25, 2008 18:23:31 GMT 5.5
Love Life........ ..v/s.... ...Advertisement !! Want to propose a girl Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl Believe in the best - BPL. If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks. If you are going to propose to a girl Chances are 50-50 - Britannia. If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her Take it easy - Limca. Girl says NO ! Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda. Those who succeed in love always say We dream because we do - Daewoo.
If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac. If you love someone Go get it - Visa power. Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl Neighbors envy owner's pride - Onida. Not satisfied with your date Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi. A guy having a number of girl friends The Complete Man - Raymonds. A smart girl having a number of boyfriends Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.
For those lost in love Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky. For a guy 'r gal who hasn't yet found one Dhoondte rehe jaoge - Surf Exel
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Apr 25, 2008 18:27:43 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 25, 2008 18:27:43 GMT 5.5
today lady v/s yesterday lady
Difference between ladies of yesterday and today
Ladies of days gone by: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Women of today: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies of days gone by: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Women of today: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
------------ Ladies of days gone by: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Women of today: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
------------ Ladies of days gone by: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Women of today: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. ------------ Ladies of days gone by: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Women of today: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. ------------
Ladies of days gone by: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Women of today: Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it. ------------
And finally the most important tip....
Ladies of days gone by: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Women of today: Leftover wine???
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Apr 25, 2008 18:30:23 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 25, 2008 18:30:23 GMT 5.5
Saali v/s wife
**WARNING**
THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI NOR IN EVERY WIFE.
SO PLEASE, DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!
*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti-Fruity, Wife is Kismat-ki-Futi
Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is Earth QUAKE
If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her. This is your chance
If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.
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