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Post by itschahat on May 1, 2008 17:39:16 GMT 5.5
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling. Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel? A: Itch-hiking. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over Australia! Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air? A: A dead centipede. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites. Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: It was a moth-ball. Q: What game do cows play at parties? A: Mooosical Chairs. Q: What do you call a multistorey pig pen? A: A sty scraper. Q: What do you give a horse with a cold? A: Cough stirrup! ---------- - Chahat All kind of jokes and funny sms: http://
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