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Post by kuchu on May 8, 2008 10:06:35 GMT 5.5
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing MO$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading Eco NOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly, Manager Ooooooooooo
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Post by kuchu on May 8, 2008 10:08:31 GMT 5.5
WHEN RAMLAL MASTER TRY TO SPEAK ENGLISH
# About his family : --------------
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# At the ground : -------------
All of you, stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please come here...{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment : -------------------
You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and under-stand the tree... You three of you, stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday , I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class : ----------------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. ) Both of u three, get out of the class. Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length....
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