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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:07:35 GMT 5.5
The Amateur Photographer
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
The photographer didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:07:59 GMT 5.5
A pharmacy instructor was teaching a course in dispensing. One day the class was discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as "Take with food" and "Take with water."
At the end of class, the professor passed out a few sample labels.
Days later he noticed that one member of the class had stuck one of them onto his chemistry textbook. It read: "Caution: May cause extreme drowsiness."
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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:08:29 GMT 5.5
Good Advice
A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting.
"What's the quickest way to York?"
The local scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving."
"That's the quickest way!"
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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:09:10 GMT 5.5
Waiting for the Hostess
The two snooty women were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed in another room.
The daughter of the family was with the two women, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
The child was about six years old. She was snub nosed, spotted with splotchy freckles, buck toothed, and bespectacled. She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
Finally, one of the women muttered to the other, "She's not very p - r - e - t - t - y, is she?"
Whereupon the child piped up, "Maybe not, but I'm very s - m - a - r - t and I can s - p - e - l - l."
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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:11:56 GMT 5.5
Seventeenth Chapter A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."
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Post by vimala on May 20, 2008 22:13:32 GMT 5.5
What's my hubby's name ? How many kids do I have ? Did I have bath today ? Did I brush my teeth ? Is it day or night ? Who am I ? Whose house is this ? Why is my mouth so open ? My God what's happening to me ?
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THE FATE OF AN INTERNET ADDICT
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:01:14 GMT 5.5
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:01:51 GMT 5.5
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:02:08 GMT 5.5
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:02:25 GMT 5.5
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:02:51 GMT 5.5
Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:03:14 GMT 5.5
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI
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