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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:03:36 GMT 5.5
Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
“COIN”..
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Post by vimala on Jun 6, 2008 17:03:57 GMT 5.5
Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO? Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du? Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
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Post by vimala on Jun 12, 2008 5:59:16 GMT 5.5
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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