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Post by vimala on Jun 11, 2008 23:18:37 GMT 5.5
15 ways to tell a man you are not interested in him
. He: Haven’t we met before? She: Probably, I work at venereal disease dispensary’s registry.
2. He: It seems, I’ve already met you somewhere? She: Yes, and that’s why I do not go there any more.
3. He: Is this place free? She: Yes, and mine will also be released, if you sit down.
4. He: What if we go to my place? She: I’m not assured we will get together into one dustbin.
5. He: Will we go to your place or mine? She: Simultaneously. You - to your place, and me - to mine.
6. He: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? She: It’s in the telephone book. He: But I even do not know your name! She: It is also in the directory.
7. He: So than, what do you do in life? She: I’m a transvestite.
8. He: What’s your sign? She: Input is prohibited.
9. He: Which eggs do you like for a breakfast? She: Not impregnating!
10. He: Well, here you are! Do not hide, you are in this club for the same reason, as I… She: Really? Hooking?
11. He: I’m here to embody your most courageous imaginations! She: You want to tell you have a goat and a German shepherd?
12. He: I want to score you. She: Unfortunately, I do not accept cheap gifts.
13. He: If I could see you naked, I would die of happiness. She: Perhaps, but if I have seen you naked, I would die of laughter.
14. He: For the sake of you I will go down and under… She: Yes, and maybe you could stay there?
15. He: How do you manage looking so good? She: I do reverse things to what you do.
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Post by a male on Jun 12, 2008 19:05:42 GMT 5.5
hey thank you..
I've got 15 new ways to say 'Hi' to a lady.
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