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Post by vimala on Jun 28, 2008 7:16:52 GMT 5.5
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? Because his name was 'Bhen'Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.
Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent (important).
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? Because he said 'Sue karoo chhe
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Post by vimala on Jun 28, 2008 7:19:05 GMT 5.5
A letter from a Bollywood Fan:
Johnny Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Manzil China Town Bombay
Date: Nav Do Gyarah
My Dear 'Anamica':
You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you as 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an 'Awaara', I am also your 'Deewana'.
I am making you a 'Prarthna' to enter my 'Zindagi' as a 'Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any 'Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my 'Dream Girl' with 'Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only 'Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by 'Tyag' or to go the 'Rangeela' way.
Wouldn't you like to be 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are 'Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will 'Guide' me in 'Bahar' as we are made for 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'.
We will live in 'Naya Zamana' where we will have a 'Suhana Safar'. In this 'Himalay Ki God Mein', our 'Bandhan' is going to be tied with 'Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but 'Anand' in 'Ye Dillagi'.
Aren't you bored of 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Baazigar' be your 'Boy Friend' and we start 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This 'Chahat' is going to lead to a 'Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for 'Aao Pyar Karen'.
Now, 'Phir Kab Miloge' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is 'Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our 'Mulakat' will be 'An Evening in Paris'. 'Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!
'Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?'
'Prem Pujari'
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Post by vimala on Jun 28, 2008 7:21:17 GMT 5.5
Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain? Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai
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Post by vimala on Jun 28, 2008 7:23:21 GMT 5.5
ak bar rima ne bat bat me apni saheli ritu se kaha ki tumhe pata hai Napolien ki dixnory me
IMPOSSIBLE word hi nahi tha !
tab Ritu Boli vo bhi kitna bhuddhu hai 1 dixnory bhi dekha ke nahi la sakta tha.
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