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Post by kuchu on Jun 16, 2006 14:01:09 GMT 5.5
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Post by vimala on Jun 14, 2008 6:43:39 GMT 5.5
& Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
& Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
& Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking A closed mouth gathers no feet.
& Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
& Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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