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Post by vimala on Apr 15, 2008 16:29:05 GMT 5.5
A candidate during a job interview had dissappointed his interviewer, who angrily asked the candidate - "how many senses does a man have?" . Reply was "Five, sir." The interviewer retorted - "Sorry kid, there is a 6th sense also and that is common sense, which you do not seem to have." Pat came the reply - "Sir, there is 7th sense also, that is non-sense which you are talking" Undoubtedly, he got the job.
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Post by vimala on May 3, 2008 19:45:52 GMT 5.5
TERRORISM QUIZ : Which is the only country in the world to have dropped bombs on over twenty different countries since 1945?
Which is the only country to have used nuclear weapons?
Which country was responsible for a car bomb which killed 80 civilians in Beirut in 1985, in a botched assassination attempt, thereby making it the most lethal terrorist bombing in modern Middle East history?
Which country's illegal bombing of Libya in 1986 was described by the UN Legal Committee as a "classic case" of terrorism?
Which country rejected the order of the International Court of Justice (ICJ) to terminate its "unlawful use of force" against Nicaragua in 1986, and then vetoed a UN Security Council resolution calling on all states to observe international law?
Which country was accused by a UN-sponsored truth commission of providing "direct and indirect support" for "acts of genocide" against the Mayan Indians in Guatemala during the 1980s?
Which country unilaterally withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty in December 2001?
Which country renounced the efforts to negotiate a verification process for the Biological Weapons Convention and brought an international conference on the matter to a halt in July 2001?
Which country prevented the United Nations from curbing the gun trade at a small arms conference in July 2001?
Aside from Somalia, which is the only other country in the world to have refused to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child? Which is the only Western country which allows the death penalty to be applied to children?
Which is the only G7 country to have refused to sign the 1997 Mine Ban Treaty, forbidding the use of landmines?
Which is the only G7 country to have voted against the creation of the International Criminal Court (ICC) in 1998?
Which was the only other country to join with Israel in opposing a 1987 General Assembly resolution condemning international terrorism?
Which country refuses to fully pay its debts to the United Nations yet reserves its right to veto United Nations resolutions?
Answer : United States of America
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Post by vimala on May 3, 2008 19:51:06 GMT 5.5
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers) NO CHEATING!
How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
Which country makes Panama hats?
From which animal do we get cat gut?
In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
What is a camel's hair brush made of?
The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
What was King George VI's first name?
What color is a purple finch?
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* ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs What was King George VI's first name? Albert
What color is a purple finch? Crimson
Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange
What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.
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Post by vimala on May 10, 2008 6:37:51 GMT 5.5
FUNNY Question & Answers:
What is the best way to keep food bills down? Use a paperweight!
What tools do you need in math class? Multi-Pliers
What’s the best or fastest way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters
What happens when the Queen burps? She issues a royal pardon.
What did Billy say after he learned how to count money? “It all makes cents now!”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you? A stick
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Post by vimala on May 24, 2008 12:35:59 GMT 5.5
Laughing will increase ur life span..
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many,
4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5) Philosophy of life At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6) What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7) Useful Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer" No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!" Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! " Applicant: What is it? Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.
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Post by vimala on May 24, 2008 12:37:56 GMT 5.5
1. wht did the paper clip say to the magnet? ans - I find u attractive......
2. wht did the knife say to the other knife? ans- U're looking sharp today.....
3. who made the first airplane tht couldn't fly? ans- The Wrong brothers....
4. why did the girl throw the butter outside? ans- she wanted to see the BUTTERFLY.....
5. wht did one eye say to the other eye? ans- between u and me sumthin smells.....
6. why did the tomato turn red? ans- he saw the salad dressing....
7. wht did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door? ans- SHUT THE DOOR< IM DRESSING......
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