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Santa
Jan 10, 2008 16:40:11 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Jan 10, 2008 16:40:11 GMT 5.5
• Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai? Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon. Teacher: Kinwe? Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.
• Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai. Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, bass fail na hoeen.
Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain. Santa: Ye to hona hi tha. Nurse- Kyon? Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
• Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ? Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
• If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum
• Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
• Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Santa
May 6, 2008 18:15:47 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on May 6, 2008 18:15:47 GMT 5.5
Santa Singh's Back
once a santa singh was travelling by train from kanya kumari to delhi along with is wife and his son his wife was sleeping on lower berth,his son on the berth above the berth of his wife and he on lower berth on the other side
at chennai station his son said he wants to go to toilet so santa singh took him to the toilet mean while one person came in the boggie and slept in the berth of santa singh son's
when santa singh was back and saw this he was angry and asked the man to get out... he refused.so santa sing called the TC and started complaining but the TC couldnt understand his hindi so asked him to explain in english
now listen what santa singh told "That man is sleeping over my wife and not giving birth to my son"
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