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Post by kuchu on Mar 12, 2008 12:16:57 GMT 5.5
• Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. *** • Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. *** • It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. *** • A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. *** • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage *** • Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage:Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman ***
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Post by kuchu on Mar 12, 2008 12:18:32 GMT 5.5
Teacher to the class:
Now I am going to tell you all about hippopotamus. I want everyone to
pay close attention to me. If you do not look at me, you will never
know what a hippopotamus is like.
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