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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:34:36 GMT 5.5
Wife: do u know the full form of wife? husband:yes, W ithout I nformation F ighting E ver . wife:it can be W ith I diot F or E ver.
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:37:53 GMT 5.5
EXAMS R LIKE GIRLFRNDS: 1.TOO MANY QUES. 2.DIFICULT 2 UNDERSTAND 3.MORE EXPLANATION NEEDED 4.RESULT IS ALWAYS NOT UP TO THE MARK
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:38:44 GMT 5.5
Best line to approach a girl. Go to her and say is your dad a terrorist? She will say what? Then u sayno no i asked because u r a Bomb.
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:39:17 GMT 5.5
Santa is very upset bcoz he could not understand how his sister had 2 brothers and he had only one! Bolo tara ra ra...
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:39:47 GMT 5.5
DO U KNOW THE FULLFORM OF COLLEGE- C-COME, O-ON, L-LETS, L-LOVE, E-EACH,< br />G-GIRL, E-EQUALLY ……THAT’S WHY BOYS GO TO COLLEGE REGULARLY….
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:40:16 GMT 5.5
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”… 1.SAVE TIME. 2. CAN SLEEP WELL. 3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS… 4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK… 5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT… 6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT… 7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS… 8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”. 9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE… 10. DON’T HAV 2 L ISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…? BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
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Post by sush on Mar 15, 2008 20:46:20 GMT 5.5
Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat . Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
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