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LALU
Apr 7, 2008 21:58:09 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 7, 2008 21:58:09 GMT 5.5
Air Hostess to LALU -Sir, R u vegeterian or nonvegeterian? LALU = I'm indan Air Hostess - no sir R u shakahari or mansahari ? LALU= hatt sasuri.I am bihari..
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LALU
Apr 14, 2008 22:36:32 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on Apr 14, 2008 22:36:32 GMT 5.5
Bill Gates and Laloo's Meeting
Conversation between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows. Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows? Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused) : Then what is the system you operate on? Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India. Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net. Gates: By the year 2000 India should export computer chips. Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips. Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM. Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.. Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes. Laloo: I have exhuasted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite. Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting.Please wait........ .....
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LALU
May 8, 2008 14:11:30 GMT 5.5
Post by vimala on May 8, 2008 14:11:30 GMT 5.5
Can't break away from TOP MANAGEMENT !!
Folks,
You just cannot flee from the clutches of TOP MANAGEMENT and the fiction underneath stresses on that. Read it and you would know.
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story :
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