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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:21:21 GMT 5.5
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:22:09 GMT 5.5
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:22:49 GMT 5.5
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:23:47 GMT 5.5
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:24:08 GMT 5.5
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:24:32 GMT 5.5
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. tumne gum ko kab jana hai. tum to gum se bekhabar ho. tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:25:37 GMT 5.5
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:28:06 GMT 5.5
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Robin: Phone karte waqt.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:28:39 GMT 5.5
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:29:17 GMT 5.5
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:30:28 GMT 5.5
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:30:49 GMT 5.5
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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