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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:31:43 GMT 5.5
Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan ishq, Jahan ishq vahan judai, Jahan judai vahan dard, Jahan dard vahan jandu balm, Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao Good Night
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:32:18 GMT 5.5
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:32:58 GMT 5.5
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:33:23 GMT 5.5
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:33:45 GMT 5.5
Mere marne ke baad mere doston, Yun aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, Sidhe upar chale aana!
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:34:14 GMT 5.5
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:34:49 GMT 5.5
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:35:07 GMT 5.5
Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder Is this what they call, taste the thunder?
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:35:41 GMT 5.5
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:36:14 GMT 5.5
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:36:36 GMT 5.5
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:37:07 GMT 5.5
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
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