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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:14:51 GMT 5.5
When u feel lonely and alone Can’t see any 1 around u The world seems to be fading away Come along wid me I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:15:15 GMT 5.5
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:15:39 GMT 5.5
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye Ek ne desh ke liye Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:16:06 GMT 5.5
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:16:25 GMT 5.5
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:16:54 GMT 5.5
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:17:16 GMT 5.5
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:17:50 GMT 5.5
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli: “Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:18:57 GMT 5.5
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.
Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U”
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 Rs mein.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:19:23 GMT 5.5
God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:19:51 GMT 5.5
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:20:46 GMT 5.5
Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what!
Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.
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