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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:47:51 GMT 5.5
Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:48:29 GMT 5.5
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:49:37 GMT 5.5
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:49:54 GMT 5.5
Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:50:29 GMT 5.5
System of love:
Jan - Rose Feb - Propose Mar - Gift April - Lift May - Chating June - Dating July - Kiss Aug - Miss Sep - Drop Oct - Escape Nov - Rest Dec - Next
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:50:50 GMT 5.5
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:51:56 GMT 5.5
Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:52:16 GMT 5.5
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:52:46 GMT 5.5
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:53:10 GMT 5.5
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:53:38 GMT 5.5
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:55:58 GMT 5.5
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha …
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha.
Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai, Bipasa ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha.
Tune gokul k 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata k to dikha.
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha …
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