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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:56:23 GMT 5.5
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:57:42 GMT 5.5
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:58:12 GMT 5.5
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:58:51 GMT 5.5
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:59:21 GMT 5.5
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai? Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 19:59:41 GMT 5.5
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:00:00 GMT 5.5
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:00:28 GMT 5.5
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:00:51 GMT 5.5
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.” Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:01:25 GMT 5.5
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:01:45 GMT 5.5
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT, NADI jitni EFFORT, BALTI jitna ESTIMATE, DABBEY jitni SALARY, CHULLU jitna INCREMENT, To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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Post by kuchu on Jun 14, 2006 20:02:09 GMT 5.5
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied
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